This is not a forum to re-edit these films but a forum to laugh and giggle or just vent about true disgraces to the art of film.
I wish to talk about theatrical releases and mainly big budget though i'm sure someone will bring up "The Room" my goal is to not target small student films- but just have fun discussing truly awful movies we've watched that were made with big expectations. Also I want to try and separate between "enjoyably bad" and "actually garbage"
Anyways!
Here's the top ones on my mind
City Of Angels (1998) For one the premise is kinda odd, an Angel is more concerned with getting a girl then being with God... but whatever just not a story for me- however this is the worst way you could ever even try that story. I lost it when Nicolas Cage's character was cutting veggies, cut himself "but it didn't damage him" so his girlfriend played by Meg Ryan intentionally tried to injure him to make sure? This is absolutely stupid and idiotic- no. THAT'S NOT- how you should ever check that you saw what you saw- That was terrible- I turned it off.
Karate Kid Legends (2025) I actually loathe this movie- I really dislike it- it feels like an insult to the fans and a just terrible movie: First the first half of the film is about the Karate Kid teaching an old dude to box so he can defend his pizza place while the kid has a romantic relationship with the daughter.
Then that does not go well- and so eventually he has to learn Karate... fine I guess- but the final fight is just corperate- it's got noises and text on the screen, bells, all of it- it feels so tiktokky or just modern- and I hate it. This is my least favorite Karate Kid film.
Exodus Gods & Kings (2014) I need to preference this with two points.
1. I am going to get slightly into my religion because it backs up my points as to why I feel the way I do.
2. The trailers advertised this movie as a epic live action Exodus retelling that didn't feel as corporate as I would come to find.
Okay so here we go, uh this films garbage. In reality- this is one of the worst biblical adaptations I have ever seen- and is an absolute disgrace to the word of God and the story of Exodus.
For one- God is a child- a repremanding child... WHY??? How is that- I mean IK like- ... but even prince of egypt did a burning shrub and that's a kids movie? So it can't be "afraid audiences won't understand" because if kids understood a burning bush- then grown men / teens can understand a burning bush??
and the most outrageous change- (one of) The sea being turned to blood- you know... how God tells Moses show Pharaoh the power of me by placing your staff into the wat- nope it was Alligators- did they even have those in Egypt?? - Seriously I do ask- How unbiblical can you get- this isn't Monty Python for pete sake- this is meant to be a "Historical Epic" but they completely forgot that the bible is part of History- IDK if this was on Scott or Fox- but UGH.
Marley & Me The Puppy Years (2011) Okay so I'll sum up my views briefly with this, I am a completinist with my collection and usually own sequels even if they are bad to complete a set of movies- yea no I full on dumped this in the garbage (or donated) I forgot- it should've gone in the trash though...
This film is absolutely trash, cheap, boring, childish, immature, stupid, lame, cliche- I hate this movie so much. They took this really good "family" film the original Marley & Me from 2008, and turned it into a Air Buddies knock off- which YES I'd probably feel different if I saw this when I was a kid like Air Buddies which is still bad, but I don't hate- but no. I saw this unknowing fully what this was and it was awful. Fart jokes (which I don't mind) but remember - this is a sequel to a dog movie that was heartfelt and emotional- now this is "spy dog, fart jokes and a dad who makes beds like a military person??? UGH
Shazam Fury Of The Gods (2022) All the fun humor of the first and drama of family replaced with sexual jokes 24/7 and creepy witches- I walked out about 20 mins in- maybe less.
What are your worst movies you've seen?
I wish to talk about theatrical releases and mainly big budget though i'm sure someone will bring up "The Room" my goal is to not target small student films- but just have fun discussing truly awful movies we've watched that were made with big expectations. Also I want to try and separate between "enjoyably bad" and "actually garbage"
Anyways!
Here's the top ones on my mind
City Of Angels (1998) For one the premise is kinda odd, an Angel is more concerned with getting a girl then being with God... but whatever just not a story for me- however this is the worst way you could ever even try that story. I lost it when Nicolas Cage's character was cutting veggies, cut himself "but it didn't damage him" so his girlfriend played by Meg Ryan intentionally tried to injure him to make sure? This is absolutely stupid and idiotic- no. THAT'S NOT- how you should ever check that you saw what you saw- That was terrible- I turned it off.
Karate Kid Legends (2025) I actually loathe this movie- I really dislike it- it feels like an insult to the fans and a just terrible movie: First the first half of the film is about the Karate Kid teaching an old dude to box so he can defend his pizza place while the kid has a romantic relationship with the daughter.
Then that does not go well- and so eventually he has to learn Karate... fine I guess- but the final fight is just corperate- it's got noises and text on the screen, bells, all of it- it feels so tiktokky or just modern- and I hate it. This is my least favorite Karate Kid film.
Exodus Gods & Kings (2014) I need to preference this with two points.
1. I am going to get slightly into my religion because it backs up my points as to why I feel the way I do.
2. The trailers advertised this movie as a epic live action Exodus retelling that didn't feel as corporate as I would come to find.
Okay so here we go, uh this films garbage. In reality- this is one of the worst biblical adaptations I have ever seen- and is an absolute disgrace to the word of God and the story of Exodus.
For one- God is a child- a repremanding child... WHY??? How is that- I mean IK like- ... but even prince of egypt did a burning shrub and that's a kids movie? So it can't be "afraid audiences won't understand" because if kids understood a burning bush- then grown men / teens can understand a burning bush??
and the most outrageous change- (one of) The sea being turned to blood- you know... how God tells Moses show Pharaoh the power of me by placing your staff into the wat- nope it was Alligators- did they even have those in Egypt?? - Seriously I do ask- How unbiblical can you get- this isn't Monty Python for pete sake- this is meant to be a "Historical Epic" but they completely forgot that the bible is part of History- IDK if this was on Scott or Fox- but UGH.
Marley & Me The Puppy Years (2011) Okay so I'll sum up my views briefly with this, I am a completinist with my collection and usually own sequels even if they are bad to complete a set of movies- yea no I full on dumped this in the garbage (or donated) I forgot- it should've gone in the trash though...
This film is absolutely trash, cheap, boring, childish, immature, stupid, lame, cliche- I hate this movie so much. They took this really good "family" film the original Marley & Me from 2008, and turned it into a Air Buddies knock off- which YES I'd probably feel different if I saw this when I was a kid like Air Buddies which is still bad, but I don't hate- but no. I saw this unknowing fully what this was and it was awful. Fart jokes (which I don't mind) but remember - this is a sequel to a dog movie that was heartfelt and emotional- now this is "spy dog, fart jokes and a dad who makes beds like a military person??? UGH
Shazam Fury Of The Gods (2022) All the fun humor of the first and drama of family replaced with sexual jokes 24/7 and creepy witches- I walked out about 20 mins in- maybe less.
What are your worst movies you've seen?